Tylerism

Did God make bad guys? 

I said yes, 

Tyler: Why? 

Me: God made everybody and some people make bad decisions. They just need a mommy or a teacher to tell them how to make good decisions. Like if you didn't have me, you might think it would be OK to push someone or to steal. 

Tyler: Well I have to have you or I wouldn't be born. This is how you wouldn't have me, if I didn't have a body! That's the only way you wouldn't have me. Even when you leave the house you still have me.

Touché 

Later in the same car ride, Tyler asked, Hey Ivy, did you know that Jesus made zero bad choices?! Like zero, not even five and not even four. He made zero bad choices. Not even two. Can you believe that?!

Later at home, Tyler wrote some random practice letters on a piece of paper and asked me to write on the paper, "please don't touch this. It is Tyler's." Then he explained, "I wanted to use the sentence,"please" because it is nice and people will want to listen more to it if it is nice to them."

tyler

Tyler: "Mom, for every emergency, do you call 911?"
Me: If you need the police, a fire truck, or an ambulance, that's when you call 911."
Tyler: "So what about if you need a tow truck?"
Me: Good question, I call Tripple A.
Tyler: "Chick-fil-a? What numbers do you need for that?"

love it.



Isaac will now type a joke.


Isaac:why did the chicken cross the road?

Dylan:why

Isaac

Touché, Tyler

Tyler asked me for a "story, song, and secret" before bed per usual.
I thought of something off the cuff.
"Once upon a time there was a boy named Rufio. He picked up trash off of the street every day. A little boy named Ryan said "ew, why are you touching trash?" Rufio said, "well, why are you walking on a clean street?" Then Ryan said "thank you for cleaning so much. Can I help you now?" So we should all pick up trash so we can live in a pretty world, right Tyler?

Tyler said "does that really make sense mom?"
"Yes! We have a beautiful world because we pick up trash."
"But little boys aren't supposed to be in streets."
"You got me. Go to bed silly Tyler!"

And sleep like an Egyptian. 

Tylerism

He is singing while on the potty. "Every day i am getting strongerrrrrr. Every daaaaaaay. Every day I get faster. Every day i get jumpy. Every daaaaaay. Every day i get bigger. Every day I gro------w. Every day i could stack." 

[talking:] Mom. I am going to get bigger than Dad b/c I go to Sunbeams. 

[singing:] I am reaaaaadyyyyyyyy. [for me to wipe him.]